A Great Dane stands between his handler, left, and the ring judge during conformation competition at the 2010 Crown Classic Dog Show in Cleveland, on Thursday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Questioning both the teacher's royalty and gender, her principal said “Who called the school marm a duke?” -- JohnA.
• 2. Victory is great, but oh the agony of de feet -- Herb.
• 3. Victor Borge gets ready to play the piano. The song, “Who Let The Dogs Out” -- Charlie.