Dumb criminal news
A drug suspect allegedly found with methamphetamine in his pants pocket Tuesday night told Spokane County sheriff’s deputies he did not know how the drugs got into his pocket and that, in fact, he had borrowed the pants from a guy named “Mike.”
Jaime P. Medina, 36, was booked into jail on a felony charge of possession of a controlled substance.
That's not my meth! These aren't even my pants!