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For illustrative purposes only: A woman undergoes a pat-down during TSA security screening at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport in Seattle. (AP File Photo/Ted S. Warren)
For illustrative purposes only: A woman undergoes a pat-down during TSA security screening at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport in Seattle. (AP File Photo/Ted S. Warren)

They pay us good wages
to feel up your granny
in case she's got A bombs
concealed in her fanny.

Tom Wobker/The Bard of Sherman Avenue

D.F. Oliveria
D.F. (Dave) Oliveria joined The Spokesman-Review in 1984. He currently is a columnist and compiles the Huckleberries Online blog and writes about North Idaho in his Huckleberries column.

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