Snowboarders' slang in the Year 2003:
Poomer — someone who tries dazzling jumps but can't quite pull them off.
Sniffer — a snowboarder whose real interest is making social contacts.
Boing boing — someone who falls a lot.
Composter — snowboarder with poor hygiene.
Citizen — snowboarder with a life beyond snowboarding.
Mertz — someone over 30.
Marsupe — snowboarder with candy bars in his or her pockets.
Oral — snowboarder whose talk exceeds his ability.
Inert — never having snowboarded outside the Inland Northwest.