Snowboarders' slang in the Year 2003:
Poomer -- someone who tries dazzling jumps but can't quite pull them off.
Sniffer -- a snowboarder whose real interest is making social contacts.
Boing boing -- someone who falls a lot.
Composter -- snowboarder with poor hygiene.
Citizen -- snowboarder with a life beyond snowboarding.
Mertz -- someone over 30.
Marsupe -- snowboarder with candy bars in his or her pockets.
Oral -- snowboarder whose talk exceeds his ability.
Inert -- never having snowboarded outside the Inland Northwest.