Pay no attention to the fact we always endorse the Republican presidential candidate. That name is too wonderful to disavow. Sherman Alexie once said, ages ago, that the absurdity of some locals calling this newspaper The Socialist Review was one of the things that most amused him about Spokane.

Anyway, here's the question.

Seeing as we are all obviously Commies down here at Riverside and Monroe, how should we celebrate May Day tomorrow?

Call each other comrade?

Share the wealth?

Everybody wear red?

We're open to ideas.

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