How to spot a yogurt snob
1. Mocks your favorite brand, calls it "a junk-food dessert."
2. Says things like "You call THOSE active cultures? I'll show you active cultures!"
3. Talks about his or her bowels.
4. Wears "Bacteria Eater" tee shirt.
The Slice
The online home for Paul Turner's musings and interactions with disciples of The Slice.