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How to spot a yogurt snob

1. Mocks your favorite brand, calls it "a junk-food dessert."

2. Says things like "You call THOSE active cultures? I'll show you active cultures!"

3. Talks about his or her bowels.

4. Wears "Bacteria Eater" tee shirt.

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