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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

Mr. Disturbed

Nate Bradley, Lewis And Clark

I am not popular.

I am not cool.

I am not a dork.

I am not a dweeb.

I am nothing,

and I am angry.

No one loves me.

No one hates me.

My friends are fake.

My enemies are real.

I have nothing,

and I am angry.

I am not in a group.

I am not alone.

I’m a punching bag.

I’m a teddy bear.

I use nothing,

and I am angry.

My idea of fun

Is your idea of torture.

No one likes to run.

Everyone likes to play.

I do nothing,

and I am angry.

I feel I’ve been pushed

Off the edge of a cliff.

My elevator is broken.

The up button doesn’t work.

I try different ways,

But I always fail.

Until now.

I know a way out.

It sounds good to me.

I am Nate Bradley,

and I am happy.