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Masturbating Dutchman crashes tractor-trailer

Masturbating, high-on-drugs and driving a tractor-trailer to Gothenburg, Sweden, at around 4am, a Dutch trucker was living the dream before he lost control and flipped his rig, blocking multiple lanes of traffic. Undeterred, he was still pleasuring himself when the cops found him in the wreck and continued to do so at the police station.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The dirty man is now also suspected to have committed sexual molestation. Imagine that. He has admitted to all of the charges directed against him. 

Sources: 

(1) http://www.thelocal.se/22272/20090924/
(2) http://jalopnik.com/5366788/dutchman-flips-tractor-trailer-while-masturbating-doesnt-stop



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