Limerick: Holding up the budget vote
Context: He actually did this, in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent the naming of the White Clouds Wilderness after the late longtime Idaho Gov. Cecil Andrus, who died last year just short of his 85th birthday:
Watch out for Sen. Jim Risch
When dissing ol’ Cece is his wish
The nation must wait
Though hours are late
The ire of Risch will astonish.