The legs of an Australian man who was caught with two pigeons hidden in his pants on an international flight from Dubai to Melbourne, Australia, are shown. The 23-year-old man arrived in Melbourne on Sunday and was questioned by Customs officials after two eggs and some seeds were found in a vitamin container in his luggage. A search of his body found two live pigeons wrapped in padded envelopes and held to the man's legs with a pair of tights. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Australian Customs Service, HO)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Wondering who tipped them off, authorities noted the unfortunate man had an accident in his shorts upon his arrest, making it easy to identify the 'stool' pigeons -- JohnA.
• 2. Little did this poor fool realize, the pigeons can fly without going on an airplane; and:  I really think he should have used duct tape -- Cabbage Boy.
• 3. Just released to the public by the Minneapolis Airport Police: Larry Craig's booking photo -- ThomG.
• HM: Nic