Carol Wickenheisser, 75, and her daughter Susan Branch, from left, who made a special trip from Albuquerque, N.M., drop their drawers for the passing train with others who showed up participate in the 30th annual "moon"event in Laguna Niguel, Calif. on Saturday. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Orange County Register, Ken Steinhardt)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Husband: Darling what did they tell you about your 65 yr old @$$ in Alburquerque? Wife: Nothing dear, your name did not come up -- Pecky Cox.
• 2. Pro-drug legalization group kicks off “Just say yes to crack” campaign -- Aliasjax.
• 3. Carol Wickenheisser raises her hand in victory after winning the New Mexico “Loudest Fart” competition. Her winning fart was two db's higher than a train whistle -- EJS.
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