A car stuck in the mud at low tide Sunday night floats in Dungeness Bay near Cline Spit, Wash., on Monday. The owner of the 1994 Subaru station wagon, Chris Conrardy, who is in his 20s, told deputies that the car became mired after he drove it onto the beach at low tide Sunday night. He abandoned it, thinking he would tow it out Monday, said Detective Sgt. Lyman Moores. (AP Photo/Celene Wendt)

Question: Anyone feel sorry for the goofball who owns this vehicle?