A cricket fan sunbathes as he watches England play Pakistan during the third day of the first cricket test match of a three match series between England and Pakistan at the Dubai International Cricket Stadium in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, earlier today. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Hassan Ammar)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. ‘Jiminy, I’ve been here all morning and I have yet to spot one bloody cricket’ -- JohnA.
• 2. Beevis celebrates the one year anniversary of going without a bath. All the invitees are celebrating at another stadium in the next state -- JeanieS.
• 3. What?! Where’d everybody go? I thought we were going to do “the wave”? -- FDW.
• HMP: Jack