The poet takes his wurst shot at ‘3:10 to Yuma’
I usually save my limericks for March when we hold our annual St. Paddy’s Day SR Limericks Contest. But watching James Mangold’s remake of the Western film “3:10 to Yuma” inspired me to scrawl down the following drivel:
“Movies and actors are what I like best
Whenever they tackle great tales of the West.
But ‘3:10 to Yuma,’
Like King Montezuma,
Punished my stomach like brautwursted bat’s breast.”
Hey, it’s supposed to make you groan.
