Putting up outdoor Christmas lights
When is the appropriate time to do it?
A) I could not possibly care less. B) The day after Thanksgiving. C) Washington's statehood day (Nov. 11). D) December 1. E) Pearl Harbor Day. F) Dec. 24. G) The anniversary of the 2015 windstorm. H) I don't observe Christmas, at least not in a Griswoldian sense. I) Depends on how you feel about the "War on Christmas" folks and the possibility that your choice could get their noses out of joint. J) Labor Day. K) I'll consult my Advent calendar. L) Other.
