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TUESDAY, JULY 19, 2011



MONDAY, JULY 18, 2011

Pros/cons of license-spotting in Spokane 

Summer is license plate-spotting season -- at least for those of us who were or still are geography nerds. As Spokane is in a pretty remote location, we are not inundated with steady streams of license plates from all over. That could be viewed as…

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You might want to sit down for this

Oh, OK. You already are sitting. Well, here's the thing. I'm not quite sure how to put this. But apparently some advertising stretched the truth a bit. I know. Shocking. My dad had a Corvair. And though it was kind of fun and all, rapid…

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SUNDAY, JULY 17, 2011



SATURDAY, JULY 16, 2011



Don't forget the life jackets 

Maybe it's a quirk of the Saturday morning route I take when riding my bike up to get a haircut near North Central High School. But it sure seems like there are a lot of boats for sale. Nothing strange about that, really. Maybe the…

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I would never say that to a dog

I had started doing this thing where, when I encountered family dogs tied up outside a store or lolling in a front yard alone, I told them "Don't let 'em go to hell." This is an allusion to an episode of "The Twilight Zone" in…

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FRIDAY, JULY 15, 2011



Something that always cracks me up 

Once in a while, some nice person will call me and say something like this. "I was wondering if, in your column tomorrow, you could..." Well, no, I couldn't. Because of the features section's production schedule, I write The Slice several days in advance. For…

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At the risk of painting with a broad brush 

I'm tempted to suggest that the free spirits you see riding bikes on sidewalks downtown, in clear violation of a civic ordinance, are the biggest bunch of strung-out, unwashed losers this side of cop cars' back seats. The fact that they never wear helmets is…

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Who was your favorite FNL character?

The pensive young man below might make my Top 5. But the real reasons I'm using his picture are: 1. I have been waiting for someone to note my seemingly gratuitous use of pictures of fetching females. And this could be seen as an equal-space…

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