It seems like every spring, I take on what should be a completely innocuous home project. Usually, this is far enough removed from my last innocuous home project that I have forgotten how badly it went. So it was recently, when I decided to convert a small bedroom into a TV room. Eventually, I planned to outfit the room with comfortable chairs and some pictures, but I began by shopping for paint, which I pretty much shopped for the way I shop for anything: I went into the store with a vague idea, found something I didn't hate, and bought it. I also purchased blue masking tape for covering woodwork, new rollers in two sizes because I didn't wash my last ones well enough, some spackle, a sanding block, and a small brush for painting the corners.