A crisis has occurred at the Timberlake Fire District, as Chief Jack Krill idled 17 of 18 fire rigs, one of which is the chief’s personal pickup truck. Citing safety and mechanical issues, Chief Krill, after discussing the matter with his officers, decided to take this step out of concern for the safety of his firefighters. The proverbial straw that broke the camel’s back was when the gas pedal on one of the fire engines stuck wide open while the chief was test-driving it. Before he could get it stopped, the truck had blown through the railroad crossing, to finally stop at the lumber company west of the station. (No, the truck was not built by Toyota) The following was part of an announcement by the chief: