A dispute between two Spokane restaurants over allegedly purloined recipes will be decided in dry legal documents or in a stuffy courtroom.
But, as Betty Crocker might philosophize, the proof is in the pudding.
And after spending a couple of nights sampling nearly identical dishes at Finnerty's at the Arena and Clinkerdagger, I was struck by a certain sameness.
I found the meals at both mediocre, especially after shelling out nearly $20 for each dinner.
But before I dish the dirt on the food, here's some background on the brouhaha:
When upstart Finnerty's recently opened a competing restaurant with Clinkerdagger-like preparations on its menu, Clink's parent company cried foul. Seattle-based Restaurants Unlimited filed suit against Finnerty's and two former Clinkerdagger employees now working at that restaurant. The action alleges the menu at Finnerty's was developed using Clink's top-secret recipe book.
While the suit simmers, the squabble has prompted some snickers among area restaurateurs. A bar and grill in the Valley posted a nightly special touting its prime rib cooked on a bed of rock salt. Wink, wink.
However, most people in the business of feeding a hungry public concede this type of thing happens often.
"I remember a couple of guys who took our whole recipe book and opened a restaurant in Montana," said Jim Becker, one of the owners of the Chapter 11 chain. "But it wasn't the same and they went out of business."
Without some borrowing of ideas, culinary trends wouldn't sweep the nation. Buffalo wings would be served only at a dive bar in Buffalo.