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Loose talk
MTV veejay-cumactor Pauly Shore, on guys vs. girls (in YM magazine): “At least we don’t eat a whole pint of ice cream with a mud pack on our face and cotton balls between our toes while we talk on the telephone and complain about having a stomach ache!”
Kate Moss offers further evidence why supermodels should be seen and not heard in an insightful interview in September’s Spin magazine. Among the highlights: On her image: “I’m not anorexic, I’m not a heroin addict, I’m not pregnant … it’s a load of lies the media made.”
On her career: “If I didn’t get discovered, I’d be working in a bar, like my mom.”
On her body: “I’d like to be an inch taller. I’m quite happy with myself otherwise.”
On boyfriend Johnny Depp’s “Winona (Ryder) Forever” tatoo: “It doesn’t say Winona anymore. He had it deleted. Delete, delete, delete. Whatever.”
On her goals: “I never felt this way before, but now I would like more stimulation, as in education. Before, I felt, `I know things.’ But now I want to read and take in a lot more than I ever did before.”
Which means he’s been washed up for a full two decades now
Danny Bonaduce turns 35 today.
Nancy? Nancy? We’d take Tonya over toothy any day
So which fellow females do twentysomething women most admire? According to a Mademoiselle magazine poll, the top 10 are Oprah Winfrey; Hillary Rodham Clinton; Cindy Crawford; Nancy Kerrigan; Roseanne (nee Arnold); Jodie Foster; Whoopi Goldberg; Janet Jackson; Gloria Estefan and Michelle Pfeiffer. Bringing up the bottom: MTV news twit Tabitha Soren and - yes - Kate Moss.
That’s OK, Carrie, Kate Moss doesn’t even have a bra size
Actress Carrie Fisher’s take on models (in US magazine): “My exhusband (Paul Simon) said it is so unfair that somebody beautiful is born with this extraordinary power they did nothing to acquire. That’s why models are always having to say that they’re Mensa members, and what their IQ is. Do you know what your IQ is? I don’t know what mine is. I don’t even know what my bra size is, for that matter.”
It could be the beginning of the end of his purple reign
Those poor people at Warner Bros. Records are having a heck of a time trying to promote the latest release by Mr. Unpronounceable Symbol (nee Prince). An ad for “Come: 1958-1993” in Rolling Stone magazine reads: “1. This is the new Prince album. 2. This is not a greatest hits album. 3. Prince isn’t Prince anymore. 4. This is new music. 5. Yeah, it’s confusing.”
Think Engelbert wore all the panties that were pitched at him?
And what does the well-dressed riot grrrl wear on the road? “You pick up clothes from thrift shops or what people throw on stage,” said L7 guitarist Donita Sparks. “Once, when we were playing in Dublin, this black sweater came flying on the stage in slow motion, caressed by the light. It landed at my feet. I thought, `Wow. One hundred percent wool. Made in Ireland. This is great.”’