Trivia

U.S. courts of law devote more than half their time to cases involving cars.

Before the year A.D. 420, most well-trained riding horses, even as well-trained camels, dropped to their knees to receive their riders. A.D. 420 was the year stirrups were invented.

Q. What’s the domesticated animal with the lowest intelligence?

A. The turkey usually gets that sorry distinction.

The original Henry Ford said, “Capital punishment is as bad a cure for crime as charity is for poverty.”

A divorcing wife in a San Antonio court sometime back told the judge her husband was a “bore.” The judge asked, “Just what is a bore?” She delivered a definition that has found its way into countless references: “A bore is a person who deprives you of solitude without providing you with companionship.”

Ants make do without ears.

Fifty percent of the bounced checks pay for liquor.

“He shrugged his shoulders” is also on the redundancy list.