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Ex-‘Friend’ believes her ex-lover truly is the Pitt(s)

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BEWARE A BEAUTY scorned. Sure, hell has a fury, but it’s got nothing on a Jennifer Aniston talking about her soon-to-be-divorced-from husband Brad Pitt.

In the September issue of Vanity Fair magazine, the 36-year-old former “Friends” star had this to say about Pitt’s recently dyed blond hair: “Billy Idol called – he wants his look back.”

Of the photos of Pitt frolicking on a beach in Africa with Angelina Jolie – Pitt’s “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” co-star and the woman widely blamed for breaking up the Aniston-Pitt marriage – and Jolie’s 3-year-old son, Maddox, Aniston said, “The world was shocked, and I was shocked.”

And of a fashion spread in W magazine – a concept of Pitt’s – that showed the actor and Jolie as a 1960’s-style married couple, Aniston had this explanation: “There’s a sensitivity chip that’s missing,” she said.

But, hey, she says, it’s all good. “Am I lonely?” Aniston asked. “Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I’ve thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely. But I’m also doing really well.”

As it turns out, we’re all Billie Jean

Not everyone thinks that Michael Jackson needs to ask the public for forgiveness. Certainly not rapper Jermaine Dupri, who is dating Michael’s sister Janet Jackson. “I was him, I would have gone on ‘TRL’ immediately and said look, ‘Everybody who wanna say something about me, good, y’all could say whatever y’all wanna say, there’s nothing you can say about me at this point, no more than what just happened,’ ” Dupri said. In case you live under a rock, Jackson was acquitted in June on child molestation charges.

There’s more than one Martha Stewart

Makeover maven, and convicted felon, Martha Stewart is looking for women bearing her name. She wants to fill the studio with 150 other Marthas for a special show. For more information, go to www.marthastewart.com/martha. Deadline is Sept. 1. Having served time in prison is, apparently, purely an option.

He’ll be majoring in Tattoos 101

They keep getting photographed together, but Pamela Anderson says she and Tommy Lee aren’t, uh, “together.” “Absolutely not,” Anderson told Associated Press radio. “(I’m) just trying to get him a little press for his new show.” “Tommy Lee Goes to College,” which debuts Aug. 16 on NBC, follows the 42-year-old rocker as he tries out for the marching band and crams for exams at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln.

Lohan’s dad not a candidate for Father of the Year

London’s premiere of the film “Herbie: Fully Loaded” missed its star, Lindsay Lohan. The 19-year-old actress flew home to support her mother, Dina Lohan, during her parents’ divorce proceedings. Her father, Michael Lohan is serving up to four years in prison after pleading guilty to a variety of offenses, including attempted assault. Lohan is demanding a cut of his daughter’s earnings, something his daughter disputes. “He didn’t do anything for my career except go out and not come home at night,” Lindsay Lohan told W magazine. “So I don’t think he deserves anything. He doesn’t even deserve my respect.”

The birthday bunch

Singer Tony Bennett is 79. Actor Martin Sheen is 65. Singer Beverly Lee of the Shirelles is 64. Martha Stewart is 64. Movie director John Landis is 55. Actress JoMarie Payton (“Family Matters”) is 55. Actor Jay North (“Dennis the Menace”) is 54. Actor John C. McGinley (“Scrubs”) is 46. Singer James Hetfield of Metallica is 42. Singer Ed Roland of Collective Soul is 42. Actor Isaiah Washington (“Grey’s Anatomy”) is 42. Musician Spinderella of Salt-N-Pepa is 34. Singer Holly Arnstein of Dream is 20.