Dirty Dozen

The top six and bottom six teams based on current level of play:

1. Jacksonville (2-0): Beat No. 1 and you’re No. 1.

2. Indianapolis (2-0): A 1-2 showdown this week.

3. San Diego (2-0): Chargers get edge over Bears because they’ve beaten two dogs by a total of 67-7.

4. Chicago (2-0): A touchdown worse than the Chargers: 60-7 over the Packers and Lions.

5. Baltimore (2-0): Yet another team that’s played bad teams well.

6. Atlanta (2-0): Let’s see how long it takes the opposition to figure out the Vick/Dunn option.

27. Washington (0-2): Dan the Fan paid $2 million for a coordinator with a horizontal offense.

28. Houston (0-2): Big 27-28 matchup with the Redskins

29. Detroit (0-2): And another: 29 vs. 30 when they play host to the Packers.

30. Green Bay (0-2): At least Brett Favre showed he can still perform.

31. Tennessee (0-2): Kerry Collins. See Brett Favre above.

32. Oakland (0-2): Consolation? The 7-51 points ratio is better than the pre-Al Davis 0-99 opening in 1961.