Larry Craig has had a better year than someone? Bruce Reed, the ex-Clinton adviser from CDA, thinks so. Rod Blagojevich, the Illinois governor, for one. Eliot Spitzer, who threw away a possible presidential run to become Client No. 9, for another. In his latest “Has Been” column for Slate online, Scott and Mary Lou Reed’s son said the foot-tapping scandal that has dogged Idaho’s senior senator for more than a year is small potatoes compared to other ones that have cropped up since. Quoth Reed: “Try as he might, Larry Craig simply can’t compete on that stage. As schools for scandal go, an Idaho sleazeball just doesn’t have the strength of schedule to top the BCS rankings while the Big Ten and Big East champs get automatic berths.” And: “Besides, Craig may be the most colorless figure to stumble into modern political scandal. The man’s harshest expletive is Jiminy God! Blagojevich and his wife curse more in one criminal complaint than Craig has cursed in his entire life.” Craig was so second rate as a scandalmeister, Reed added, that he didn’t even rate a wire-tap. Craig and Blagojevich couldn’t have been more different. In his criminal complaint, Reed notes, Blagojevich said of his Senate seat: “I’m just not giving it up for (bleeping) nothing.” In the end, Reed said, that may be the best description ever given of just what Larry Craig did. Battle of the bulge