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The Slice archive for Feb. 2014

MONDAY, FEB. 10, 2014



Fire when ready 

A friend was watching the Olympics with his young grandson. "He was fascinated with the biathlon," wrote my friend. A bit later, the coverage switched to ski jumping. After watching that for a bit, the little boy had a question: "When are they going to…

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What would you do? 

If you were an Olympic speed skater and a seemingly normal stranger asked if he or she could briefly feel your thighs in a totally nonsexual way, how would you react? A) Say "No." B) Gender of the person making the request would play a…

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Gender humor

A cashier in the Sacred Heart gift shop complimented a customer on her turquoise parka Sunday. The customer thanked her but said that it actually belonged to her husband. When the customer handed over a pair of pouffy earmuffs of a similar shade as the…

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SUNDAY, FEB. 9, 2014

SATURDAY, FEB. 8, 2014

Never been a big fan 

Of fast-food commercials that depict livestock as supposedly humorous characters. Remember the one with the cow adorned with a sign saying "Eat More Chikin" or something like that? Seems like making a joke of the whole where-our-food-comes-from thing shows a certain contempt for the customer.…

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Just wondering 

Does seeing the vehicle ahead of you in traffic fishtailing on a slick patch of road remind you of how toy slot-cars looked when taking a curve?

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FRIDAY, FEB. 7, 2014








One question for pilots 

Maybe this has happened to you. You're on an airliner and the landing is so gentle and smooth that some of the passengers applaud. It's a nice sentiment, I guess. But I have heard pilots say you actually want to set her down with a…

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THURSDAY, FEB. 6, 2014


But maybe you knew this already

"Belated congratulations to a Seattle football team that won an important post-season game by the impressive score of 44-8," wrote Bob Kirlin. "That's not a mistake or misprint. That's the final score of the 1960 Rose Bowl when Washington defeated Wisconsin. Did anyone else notice…

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"I don't think they would want me to" 

Ever been with a patient hooked up to all sorts of monitors in a curtained-off emergency room exam area when one of the monitors started making an urgent dinging sound? And have you ever had the patient request that you turn off the monitor in…

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When the Beatles were the competition

Got a note from Cal Fankhauser, who read today's Slice column. "Hi, Paul. Thinking back about that time a half century ago when the Fab Four made their first appearance in the U.S., it was open house day at the just-opened new digs for KHQ…

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