She Simply Loves Paris In The Offspring Time

Debbie Rowe isn’t due to bear Michael Jackson’s second child until February, but she’s got the name: Paris Michael Katherine Jackson.

“I wanted to name her Michael after Michael, but Michael said no,” Rowe told a Los Angeles television station. “So we decided Paris because that’s where she was conceived, Michael because I really want Michael’s name in her name, and Katherine after his mom.”

While Rowe and Jackson live apart, she’s not worried about his relationships with other women, including ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley.

“My friendship with him is the most important thing to me,” Rowe said. “And if this marriage gets in the way of that friendship, then we’ll put the marriage aside. But I want to go on as friends.”

And, she added: “I hope we have a lot of kids together.”

Loose talk

Anna Nicole Smith, 80 pounds lighter and drug free, on the new her (on “Entertainment Tonight”): “I’m clean. I drink if I want to for fun. I don’t have to have it. No more pills … They wanted another Marilyn Monroe story and it didn’t happen, so ha ha.”

His manly charms will be gone all too soon

Woody Allen turns 62 today.

And Parker? Rosie really likes to play Monopoly

Rosie O’Donnell’s second adopted baby is named Chelsea Belle, but the monicker has nothing to do with first daughter Chelsea Clinton. “Rosie just liked the name Chelsea,” her publicist said. And as for the Belle, she said, “Well, that’s Beauty’s real name in the show ‘Beauty and the Beast”’ - the favorite movie of O’Donnell’s adopted son, Parker.

In other words, she’s a bona fide space case

Margaret Mary Ray, who harassed David Letterman for years claiming to be his wife, has been declared mentally incompetent to stand trial on charges that she stalked former astronaut Story Musgrave. Ray was arrested last month outside Musgrave’s home after banging on his door early one morning and turning on all the outside water faucets.

Actually, we had suspected it was fowl play

Tough-guy actor Mickey Rourke admits to cutting off part of a finger in front of on-again, off-again lover Carre Otis. But he wasn’t trying to impress her, he insists - just cut up some chicken for his dogs. “He tried to stick the knife in, but the chicken hadn’t really thawed out, and he cut his finger in half,” Rourke’s spokesman said.

Right away, it was curtains for that relationship

Jenny McCarthy tells Cosmopolitan magazine that one of the worst pickup lines she heard while tending bar as a college student at Southern Illinois University was from a guy who pointed at her hair and asked: “Does the rug match the drapes?”

One catch: He looks so much shorter in real life

Gwyneth Paltrow appears to have replaced her former leading man, Brad Pitt, with Mark Wahlberg. The couple met at the New York City premier of Wahlberg’s latest movie, “Boogie Nights.”

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