Trivia

Q. If a spitting cobra spits in my eyes, what happens to me?

A. You feel extreme pain, and if you don’t wash your out your eyes immediately, you suffer serious eye injury, blindness even.

Q. Who was the other man who hosted television’s old “Death Valley Days”?

A. Besides Ronald Reagan? Stanley Andrews.

History records that the report card of Lyndon B. Johnson at age 8 listed six A’s and one C+. The A’s were for the usual. The C+ was for conduct.