DEAR MISS MANNERS: How would one interpret an invitation that states, “This is an adult-oriented event. Chaperoned children are welcome”?
GENTLE READER: “We really don’t want children at the party, but if you bring them anyway, they’d better not be loud or break anything.”
DEAR MISS MANNERS: My younger brother is half-African-American. His fair wife is Anglo-Irish. They have three small sons, all blond and blue-eyed.
My brother takes them out on Saturday mornings so his wife can sleep in, and as no good deed goes unpunished, on these outings he is often accosted by strangers demanding to know the parentage of the children and denying they could possibly be his. He is usually quite patient and good-natured, but occasionally the queries become vehemently accusatory, as if he is suspected of abducting the wee laddies and nefariously nannying them in the coffeehouse, grocery store or park.
One never wishes to be rude, and so one turns to Miss Manners, to seek an effective rebuff.
GENTLE READER: If these inquiries are becoming attacks, your brother would be more than justified to say, “I’m sorry, but you are upsetting my children” as he changes seats or hurries the little ones off in another direction. This should make it obvious that it is the accusers, and not he, who is the real threat to his children’s well-being.
As a side note, Miss Manners can’t help but caution you against the mindset that refers to a fatherly outing as a “good deed.” A parent does not baby-sit his own children, but one who thinks he does could well lead others to suspicions of his being a stranger to them.