Time again for a Slice Horoscope. This is the only zodiac column written by someone who might have praised your dog when riding by on his bike this summer.
What Laurie Cook thought was a sweet, romantic moment proved to be, well, something else. Not long ago, her husband of 40 years woke her up. “Calling to me to see the newly fallen snow,” she wrote.
Maybe it was a bad little tree. “Instead of placing the Christmas tree in the window of the living room this year, my daughter decided their tree should be put in one corner of that room,” wrote Kathy Hawkins. “This prompted my 6-year-old granddaughter to tell her playmate that her mom had put their Christmas tree in ‘time out.’ ”
Here are just a few of the reasons why Spokane-area bartenders should resist the seasonal urge to do an impression of Nick, the surly Pottersville bartender in “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Most modern cash registers do not make a ringing-bell sound and so it might not make sense to stand there and say “Get me – I’m givin’ out wings.”
