A GRIP ON SPORTS • July 10 has always been an important day in the Grippi household. It was, after all, my father’s birthday. But this year’s July 10 is even more special. It would have been my dad’s 100th. I am sure, if he were still with us, he’d open his presents while complaining about the Dodgers’ losing streak.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • There are distinct aspects to any college football season. Training camp kicks it off. The games follow, nonconference and those against conference foes. Bowls and playoffs. Recruiting. And, finally, where we are now. The hype season. In actuality, the part of summer that kicks off the whole show.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • When you’ve been writing a column like this for nigh on 14 years, then you are bound to repeat yourself now and then. I’m taking wagers today on how many of you have read the story of my first near-legal foray into gambling. And how that taught me a lesson I wish millions would learn quickly.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • I realized this morning I broke my routine yesterday. Never delved into TV’s weekend sports. Shame on me. How could I have skipped over the highlight of the summer, Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest?
A GRIP ON SPORTS • The plan was simple. Not work today. Go on a hike. Revel in the revelations the outdoors provides. On Independence Day. The plan changed. Give an assist to Alaska Airlines. And a managerial decision.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • It’s nearly time for the hot dog, apple pie and Chevrolet of holidays. Blooms in the sky. Flags on the porch. Wearing a powdered wig to a party. The Fourth. It’s the day we celebrate the invention of baseball, right?
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Made a huge mistake Tuesday night. Decided to partake in the ritual that is Taco Tuesday by driving through a fast-food restaurant I haven’t visited in a while. The upside, no cleanup, was obvious. The downside? It took a while to reveal.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Welcome back Pac-12. And a big hearty welcome to Texas State, the conference of champions’ most-recent addition. Is it possible for you to continue to grow your football program while also significantly improve your basketball ones? Asking for eight friends.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • There are a lot of numbers thrown out there that are near-impossible to wrap your mind around. How about $36 trillion, which Google’s AI informed me is the U.S. debt as our nation closes in on its 250th July 4. Or the $52.6 million the L.A. Lakers will pay a 40-year-old LeBron James to play next season. Or the $5.23 (or so) it costs Hoopfest to give each winner and consolation champion a T-shirt.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • The long days of summer are finally ready to turn into the blistering hot days of the season in these parts. Which means we have to plan a little better each morning. After all, no one wants to be exercising or yard-working or car-washing in the afternoon sun. Or trying to fill a daily sports column without a plan.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • It is a postcard-perfect Spokane morning. Great. All these out-of-towners here to play in Hoopfest will somehow think this is how it is all the time. And move here. Cramming the roads. Crowding the restaurants. And driving up home prices. Hey, it snows here nine months out of the year. Stay in Bellevue or Hillsboro or Nampa. Do not move here.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Most Fridays I have one goal with this column. Prepare you for the weekend of sports on TV. A good goal. A worthy one? That’s up to you. Think about it. But not right now. This Friday the main viewing event isn’t a made-for-TV one. It’s a made-for-wandering-around-the-streets-of-downtown-Spokane one. Hoopfest. Another one of those audience-participation experience in which the city shines.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • I’m pretty sure the song I rewrote the lyrics for the most while our children were growing up was Billy Joel’s “Piano Man.” It’s simple and it’s sweet and it works in every situation. For example, sometimes I would come home from work and belt out “It’s 6 o’clock on a Wednesday, dad walks through the back door …” Ruined their night. Often. And now I plan to ruin your day.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Name two words that strike fear in your heart. Check engine? Dad’s home? Bullpen game? My choice on this Wednesday is simple: root canal. Why? We have an appointment for a procedure on a tooth that’s been a problem since mid-1970s. After 50 years, might a pain-free future await on the other side of the drill?
A GRIP ON SPORTS • What is the most important ingredient in your tacos on Tuesdays? Or any day, for that matter? The protein? The salsa? The tortilla? Decisions, decisions. The Pac-12 leadership is also facing a buffet of decisions as June winds down, though the key one seems to have been made.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • There is a new NBA champion. A first-time champion in some quarters, including the upper-left quadrant of the nation. In the league’s offices? Not sure anyone there really cares.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • And here I thought my hearing was disappearing. Fading away. And all the while it turns out it is fine. It is the TV shows that have changed. That’s a relief. Now back to our regularly scheduled rant about, well, my other failings. Maybe I’ll even turn up the volume a bit this morning. Or supply subtitles.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • When you are, well, let’s say “older,” it doesn’t take much to make you feel old. Sometimes it’s a bruise from out of nowhere. Sometimes it’s smell from the fridge. And sometimes it’s an anniversary of sorts.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Today is, literally, the longest day of the year. If by day you mean the time the sun is above the horizon the longest. And you are located in the Northern Hemisphere. But one thing is clear. It won’t be clear in Spokane. This first day of summer is going to be cloud covered. And when the solstice arrives this evening, it might even be raining. That sure feeds the cliché, huh?
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Things I would do if I had $10 billion? Disappear, possibly. Maybe purchase a Dunkin’ Donut franchise for the back yard. Things I wouldn’t do with $10 billion? Buy the Lakers. Or any other professional sports franchise. Well, maybe the Mariners. I mean, c’mon. Being the guy who brought a World Series title to the Pacific Northwest would get you on the region’s Mount Rushmore, wouldn’t it?
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Here we are in the middle of the week and all we see ahead is … rain? There is a greater-than-not chance Spokane’s Saturday and Sunday will be wet. Cool. After a week stuck in an office, this is the reward? Seems about right considering what’s happened already this week.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • Next time you are sitting around the sports bar with your buddies, try this little test. Start talking about track and field, except don’t use the field part. See if everyone knows what you’re talking about. Why? Partly because Washington State University announced Monday it will be conducting a similar experiment come the fall.
A GRIP ON SPORTS • You want to know what one of the most undervalued lessons anyone can acquire from sports? How to deal with adversity. You want to be a champion? Learn how to deal with misfortune. Losing. Hard times. They will come. Deal with it.