So, what do you do when a marmot crawls into the undercarriage of your car and refuses to leave? If you’re CDA Councilman Mike Kennedy, you call together a crack team of highly technical and creative colleagues – and then poke, prod and honk at the beast in an attempt to dislodge it. Mike also drove around for awhile, hoping to coax the varmint from its refuge. Which was more humane than the sage advice given to Mike by Sheriff Rocky Watson: “Shoot it.” Rocky was joking, of course. Methinks. In a phone call on another matter, Mike mentioned the marmot problem. And Demo-turned-Repub Rocky concluded immediately that the critter was a Democrat and deserving of death after he heard that the marmot had a “foul temper.” Earlier, a Demo in Mike’s marmot posse had concluded that the animal was a Republican for ignoring reasonable demands that it get out from under the car. In an e-mail to Huckleberries, Mike said, “So the political affiliation of the marmot remains undetermined.” The marmot was finally driven out without permanent damage to the car. “I now know just how much organic material – solid and liquid – a frightened marmot can create when trapped in an engine block,” Mike concluded. “Not pretty.”
Bad memories