You Suppose Love Had Anything To Do With It?

The third time was the, er, charm for one of actor Laurence Fishburne’s biggest fans.

Regina Scott, who stands 6 feet tall and weighs almost 200 pounds, first surfaced on Halloween at New York’s Circle Repertory Theater, where Fishburne (“What’s Love Got To Do With It?”) was performing in the play “Riff Raff.” Dressed in a Playboy bunny costume, she threw candy onto the stage and yelled, “Trick or treat, Mr. Fishburne!”

A few days later, Scott interrupted a lecture Fishburne was giving to acting students at New York University and tried to give him flowers.

The coup de grace came back at the theater, where Scott marched outside, naked except for a sandwich sign that read: “Larry is a Spoiled Homophobic Child.” After which one of Fishburne’s representatives finally had her arrested for harassment.

Loose talk

Kirstie Alley, on hubby Parker Stevenson (in People magazine): “Parker and I have what I call the burglar relationship. I wouldn’t think of going down to see who broke into the house, and he wouldn’t think of letting me. I think it’s romantic.”

Better leave those blue rondos to the young Turks

Dave Brubeck turns 75 today.

So is that what you would call cyberstalking?

Speaking of obsession, Jodie Foster, the unfortunate object of John W. Hinckley Jr.’s affections when he shot former President Ronald Reagan, apparently has another unhinged admirer. According to Daily Variety, the FBI is investigating death threats and explicit sexual messages that Foster has been receiving on the Internet.

Apparently fascinating is as fascinating does

And speaking of Laurence Fishburne, he’s in the running along with Denzel Washington and “Homicide: Life on the Street” star Andre Braugher to portray Christopher Darden in a film biography of the O.J. Simpson prosecutor produced by Steve Tisch (“Forrest Gump”). Said Tisch: “The movie has to be about more than the O.J. stuff. But I find fascinating Darden’s life and who he is, before and after the trial.”

But nobody bid on Kato’s canceled rent checks

A Buttmaster exercise device signed by Suzanne Sommers and a “Tonight Show” cap autographed by Jay Leno were among the celebrity auction items that raised $7,000 over the weekend for the Nicole Brown Simpson Charitable Foundation for battered women.

And he needs the cash like a hole in the head

Meanwhile, more than 200 treasures from Frank Sinatra’s former Rancho Mirage home fetched more than $2 million at Christie’s auction house. Among the bargains: a metal mailbox ($14,000), a custom golf cart ($20,700), a grand piano ($51,750) and a 1976 Jaguar XJS ($79,500.)

If it doesn’t fit, then the munchies must quit

Model Veronica Webb, on the rigors of her craft (in the New York Observer): “You have to diet out of respect for the women … who spend, like, 100 hours beading a gown for you. And you’re going to eat one croissant too many and mess up their 100 hours?”

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