Brooke And Andre Rally ‘Round Their Love Match

Hey, Andre, get a clue. The young woman’s waiting.

Professional tennis star Andre Agassi, he of the shorn head and net-shredding ground strokes, has been seeing perennial starlet Brooke Shields for some time now.

In fact, the two are nigh inseparable. But they aren’t getting married - yet.

“He’s not a gifty-jewelry person,” Shields told TV Guide. “He’ll buy you a car. He’ll get your house painted, or you’ll come back and your garage will be de-spidered.”

Still, she added, certain expectations are on the table.

“I wouldn’t be giving him this much of myself and making him as important a part of my day if I didn’t think I was going to spend the rest of my life with him,” Shields said. “But we’re not engaged yet.”

Loose talk

Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss on facing the prospect of five years in prison (on “Extra”): “I can act real cool and tough and this bravado about the whole thing and make jokes about it, but it’s on my mind all the time.”

Is that screwball still in there pitching?

Fernando Valenzuela turns 35 today.

Then again, he always displayed a fair amount of true grit

Q. According to a new Harris poll, America’s favorite movie star is: 1, Clint Eastwood; 2, Robert Redford; 3, John Wayne; 4, Meryl Streep. A. Wayne, who has been dead for 16 years. Eastwood is runner-up.

And what alternative is that, staying 49 forever?

So how does Henry Winkler, the actor-director-producer who got his start as Fonzie on “Happy Days,” feel about turning a half-century old? “Well, 50 is a lot better than the alternative,” Winkler told The Associated Press on Monday.

Ever hear Pete sing ‘Do You Think I’m Sexy?’

As of Monday, the newest members of Cleveland’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame include Jefferson Airplane, David Bowie, Pink Floyd, the Velvet Underground, Gladys Knight and the Pips, the Shirelles, Little Willie John and… Pete Seeger?

You can get them at Wal-Mart for just $19.99 Sitcom comic Jerry Seinfeld is intolerant of all things slothful. “If any invention marks the decline of human civilization, I think it would have to be the snooze alarm,” Seinfeld says. “The snooze alarm is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up…. They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application and a bottle of tequila. Just make it a complete pathetic-loser kit.”

This coming Saturday night they’ll feel the fever

Some of those eligible for induction into Cleveland’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (see above item) who didn’t get in: the Bee Gees and the Jackson 5. Inductee David Bowie spoke for many when he said, “I think it’s very nice. I don’t give it much thought actually.”

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