I am not a particularly good crafter, and I’m generally okay with that. (After all, I do possess other, sparingly-useful skills, such as juggling and crossword puzzling!) So when my editor suggested I actually try out some of the alternatives to dyed Easter eggs that we were seeing people make on social media – given the record-high price of eggs – I was already preparing for the kind of epic fails that people often sarcastically caption “Nailed it!”