Officials at Guinness World Records recently notified Bruegger's Enterprises, Inc. that its 868 pound, six foot diameter and 20-inch thick bagel has earned its place in the record book as the world's largest bagel. Shown are fairgoers viewing the giant bagel at the annual Great New York State Fair in August 2004.

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