Top Cutlines — 11/2/06
A Boeing 737 pilot from Hungary's Malev Airlines fixes his aircraft's windshield wiper before take off in Budapest, Hungary, earlier today. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Bela Szandelszky)
Top Cutlines
1. The new LOF - "Light on Funding" - airline serving local fliers puts pilots' time-management skills to the test. Here, Captain I.R. Bizzy washes the windshield while taxiing for position on a runway. Shortly after takeoff the captain will put the LOF craft on auto pilot and serve the in-flight meal. How does he manage? "Frequent breaks, and cheap liquor," the captain told The Inquisitor -- Brent Andrews.
2. Hey Bob, does this look like reindeer hair to you? -- Whatever.
3. Moments later, after discovering his plane was Hungary for further attention, the pilot fell to his death trying to check the oil -- John Austin.
HM: Cis
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