Santa looks for a little help during a photo as Cameron Dirr, center right, 11 months, of Green Township, starts to cry as his older bother Jaycob, right, 11, attempts to calm him on Saturday in Delhi, Ohio. Cousin Timothy Kemplin, 9 months, of Green Township, looks on. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/The Enquirer, Ernest Coleman)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. “Yeah, I know, kid. You stood outside all night with your folks and all you got was a lousy signature” -- John Austin.
• 2. (tie) Little Larry Spencer cries, “You people are either stupid or gullible! This guy Claus is just making stuff up. Don't believe it! Don't believe it!” -- Idaho Dad, and: Digger bursts into tears after Santa asks a stupid technical question -- Taryn.
• 3. Bent, spokelooneh… Santa doesn't care about global warming. So please stop arguing about it -- Nic.
• HM: Phaedrus