Brandy Urbanec of Raymond, Neb., celebrates as her duck named Mama Donna crosses the finish line first to win the annual Quack-Off duck races in Avoca, Neb., Saturday. The annual duck race, in it's 29th year, is held as a benefit for the local fire department. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Nati Harnik)

Top Cutlines:

• 1.  Brandy swears blind that she did not inject her duck with growth hormones and that her giant duck, which is bigger then her, really is all natural and just big bones/Marmitetoasty.
• 2.  AFLAC/Charlie
• 3.  What happens in Nebraska needs to stay in Nebraska. Please/Kevin Taylor.
• HM: John Austin