In this Dec. 27 photo made from video provided by police in Kansas City, Mo., a woman gets ready to throw a sign as she goes on a rampage at a McDonald's because she didn't like her hamburger. Police say the woman caused thousands of dollars in damage when she became upset that the restaurant wouldn't refund her money. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Courtesy Kansas City, Mo. Police)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Grizelda went ballistic when she asked to Supersize her hamburger and the clerk muttered, “but you already ARE supersized”/JeanieS.
• 2. Kansas City's reenactment of Godzilla rampaging through Tokyo did not go according to plan/Nic.
• 3. “I is NOT fat. And, I ain't been served no 'billions' like your sign say. That's a Kroc!”/JohnA.
• HM: Pecky