This is TGIFriday. But I'm treating it like a Monday. First, I was halfway to work on my bike when I realized that I had forgotten my bike helmet. Then, I forgot to put the coffee pot entirely under the drip area -- and had to deal with the subsequent mess. Moments ago, I referred to school Trustee Tom Hearn as "Ron Hearn" (a kid I new in high school) on a Facebook post. I. Am. Not. Responsible. For. My. Post. This. Morning. Now for today's Wild Card ...