There is every possibility that a big drop of melted snow or ice is going to plop down on your head at some point today.

If that happens, you might be moved to utter some sort of colorful oath.

Exactly what you say is, of course, up to you. But if you would like to try something different, consider:

"Tarnation!"

"Sweet sister!"

"Gak!"

"Jumping Jehosaphat!"

"Land o'Goshen!"

"Maid of Manito!"

"Heavens to Murgatroyd!"

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