Dirk Stratton’s SR drinking game
"Whenever a Letter to the Editor contains an accusation that The Spokesman-Review is too liberal in its reporting or editorializing, take a drink.
"Whenever a Letter to the Editor contains an accusation that The Spokesman-Review is too conservative in its reporting or editorializing, take a drink.
"Whenever the Letters to the Editor has a letter accusing The Spokesman-Review of being too conservative AND a letter accusing The Spokesman-Review of being too liberal on the same day, drain the bottle, pot, pitcher of whatever you're drinking. If the two letters in question are right next to each other, this draining must be done in one long, uninterrupted chug."