Who he is: Triumph, whose exact breed is unknown, is a cigar-smoking canine insult comedian, first featured in 1997 on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Kept on a bit of a leash for his early appearances, Triumph soon left the studio to report on events such as the Westminster Dog Show, Jon Bon Jovi's world tour and "American Idol" auditions. According to his official Web site, www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com (Warning: some strong content), Triumph lives on the road, away from his wife, Erma, his mistress, Ladyfluff and his 284 illegitimate children.