Trivia

Those who wish to clean up the Internet recall a little history: If a telephone operator in 1882 overhead a caller use a cuss word, she could have his telephone removed from his property immediately.

Q. Aren’t some people in some nudist colonies required to wear clothing?

A. Only untrained toddlers.

If you’re a man, what you weighed at age 25 is what you should weigh for the rest of your life. If you’re a woman, make that age 22. Such was the claim of the renowned nutritionist Dr. Gene Mayer. It was the last thing of his I ever read.

Q. How do you account for the fact that the bald-headed man who can wiggle his ears is a rarity?

A. Scalp muscles keep hair roots healthy. Not many men with good scalp muscles get bald. You need scalp muscles to wiggle your ears. Such is one medico’s explanation.