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Sure, Babies Are Pretty, But Think Of The Racket

Compiled By Staff Writer Rick Bo

While tennis may be more of an individual sport, when it comes to kids, Andre Agassi apparently wants a whole team.

“I think men always go into the higher numbers because they’re not the ones going through the actual process and they just think of a brood,” his fiancee, Brooke Shields, tells TV Guide. “It’s their mentality - ‘Let’s have more. Let’s have a team!’ … I think three would be great.”

Shields, star of the new hit NBC sitcom “Suddenly Susan,” won’t divulge a wedding date, but insists: “We won’t be a perpetually engaged couple.”

And when the big day arrives, she adds: “Hopefully, it won’t be destroyed by the press.”

Loose talk

Madonna, in her diaries from the filming of “Evita” (reprinted in Vanity Fair): “I must say it was a bit of an insult to discover that the (Argentine) president has had lunch with Claudia Schiffer and entertained the Rolling Stones and he is not free to meet with me.”

He used to be the Thursday night norm

George Wendt turns 48 today.

Truth is, he found her rather gauche-o

Actually, Argentine President Carlos Menem did end up meeting with Madonna, but he denies her diary’s contention that he got a glimpse of her bra strap and went gaga. “I didn’t feel fascinated or attracted by her,” Menem told the Associated Press. “She isn’t that special.”

So, the pronunciation is unlike the virgin

And in case you were wondering how to pronounce the name of the Material Girl’s new bundle of joy, Lourdes Maria Ciccone Leon, it’s LOR-dis - not LUURD, like the French town of the same spelling where millions travel each year to visit a shrine to the Virgin Mary. Maria, by the way, is the name of father Carlos Leon’s mother.

We’re more partial to ‘Smell That Person’

Among the nicknames supermodels have for each other, according to YM magazine: Stephanie Seymour, “Daddy Longlegs”; Amber Valletta, “Mother” (because she’s always telling other models to be careful); Linda Evangelista, “EVILangelista”; Tyra Banks, “Lightbulb Head” (because of her huge head) and Elle MacPherson, “Smelly Ellie.”

And then, of course, there’s Jealous Jerry

A British tabloid is reporting that former model Jerry Hall has asked hubby Mick Jagger for a divorce, after finding out about the Rolling Stones singer’s recent dalliances with actress Uma Thurman and Czech model Jana Rajich. Hall forgave Jagger for another reported fling four years ago with model Carla Bruni.

Pretty soon she’ll be doctoring her eyes again

Darryl Hannah, reportedly crestfallen over former flame John F. Kennedy Jr.’s marriage to Carolyn Bessette, is said to be back with former boyfriend Jackson Browne. Kennedy had rescued Hannah from what was allegedly a physically abusive relationship with the rock star.

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