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Turns Out Farrah Is Just Naturally Drippy

Compiled By Staff Writer Rick Bo

Farrah Fawcett has finally dished about her ditzy, dopey appearance on David Letterman’s “Late Show” last June.

Drugs? Alcohol? No, just nerves, Fawcett tells USA Today. She was scared about plugging her nude-painting video, Letterman kept making jokes about it, the audience kept “woo-wooing” and she simply spaced out.

Fawcett said that after the debacle her people wanted to lie and say she was giddy from many glasses of wine, but she flat-out refused.

“Truth is very important to me,” she said. “If anybody thinks I’m stupid enough to have a drink and use drugs, they’re out of their mind. And then go do ‘David Letterman’?!”

For the record, Fawcett says she only tried marijuana once: “I was 28. I ate a whole box of chocolate doughnuts and a steak. I can’t do that.”

Loose talk

Sarah Michelle Gellar, on going from “All My Children” to “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” (in People magazine): “I get fewer prison letters than I did when I was on the soap.”

If you hear a bell ring, he must’ve got his wings

Clarence Gilyard (“Walker, Texas Ranger”) turns 42 today.

Everybody knows this tart belongs to Daddy

“Beverly Hills, 90210” star Tori Spelling (who also appears with Sarah Michelle Gellar in “Scream 2”) admits she’s strange. “I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman,” she says, adding: “I’m scared to call (telephone) information. I call and I panic. My voice gets really high and I get really nervous. And people say, ‘Is your mommy there?”’

Let me call your attention to Exhibitionist A

Hunter Tylo, who was awarded nearly $5 million Monday from Aaron Spelling’s production companies for being fired from “Melrose Place” after getting pregnant, proved to the jury she could still be sexy. Tylo, eight months pregnant, appeared in court daily in tight miniskirts and a well-tailored wardrobe that virtually concealed her condition.

It’s taken a soap star to help clean up his act

Former child star Macaulay Culkin, whose life and personal career headed downhill following the “Home Alone” flicks, has reportedly mellowed out since starting to date Rachel Miner, also 17, who played Michelle Bauer on the TV soap “Guiding Light.”

Unfortunately, Farley wasn’t able to rebound

Late comedian Chris Farley, who was buried Tuesday in a private family ceremony, was spotted drinking heavily at numerous nightspots in recent weeks, with one TV report claiming he was out with Chicago Bulls basketball star Dennis Rodman the night before his death.

Hey, anyone who makes fun of her is all wet

Former “Lassie” mom June Allyson takes a lot of ribbing about being the commercial spokesperson for Depends adult diapers, but she’s learned to take it in stride: “Kids on the street say, ‘Hey, Mom, there goes the Depends lady.’ At first it embarrassed me, but I’m so proud to be part of something that helps so many people.”

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