There I was sitting on my couch, considering changing the channel to the QVC network, to purchase a nifty new hairstyling product or perhaps a device that could cook my Thanksgiving "Turduckin," when all of the sudden my worlds collided and QVC showed up on "The Apprentice" (Thursdays, NBC). What a nice little change from the usual evening of men-versus-women challenges. The ladies were selling a cleansing product that, in all probability, couldn't clean the slime out of my bathroom, and Maria, the team's public speaker, did a less than stellar job selling the product on-screen. My guess is she's never actually cleaned a bathroom and therefore had no experience to turn to during her demonstration.