A funny thing happened to Nic Casey on the eve of his 30th birthday. Seems he and his wife, Bekah, decided to test-drive a relatively new eatery in town – only to encounter The Waiter From Hell. The encounter started badly, with TWFH (a “college-age kid with a frat-boy attitude who makes up for his lack of charm and good looks with swagger”) making small talk about drinks while he tried to look down Bekah’s shirt. It smoothed out from there. For a while. The meal arrived faster than expected. And it was scrumptious. However, things went south again when TWFH offered a dessert menu and learned that Nic was about to celebrate a birthday. Which meant free dessert. Later, when the check arrived, Bekah was stunned to see the following chicken-scratched at the top: “Happy (Expletive Deleted) Birthday.” The Caseys asked for the manager. Who turned red when he saw the birthday greeting. And promised to fix problem. All of this is reported on Nic’s blog, Rants, Raves, & Random Thoughts, in a post appropriately titled: “Happy (expletive deleted) job-hunting.” Hosed