Life in the United States has not been a barrel of laughs in recent months. As a distraction, we’ve compiled 50 of the funniest quotes in sports history.
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MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. – DeVonta Smith was uncoverable, Najee Harris unstoppable and Mac Jones impeccable. With a performance that was both surgical and explosive, No. 1 Alabama won the College Football Playoff national championship game 52-24 against No. 3 Ohio State on Monday night.
During this harrowing time, I have been preoccupied with losing weight. I haven't talked about it much, preferring to shed in isolation. For those who have noticed the clues - my slimmer face on video calls, occasional pictures from my wife on social media, a few text-message references - the reaction always includes the same question.
Brian Schmetzer stood maskless, leaning against a bench post at MAPFRE Stadium in Columbus, Ohio, on Saturday night with a facial expression that said everything: What is going on?
There’s a privilege only a few Major League Soccer teams get to enjoy. On the cusp of a first-round playoff match, the Sounders get to reflect on past championship runs, and draw on the invaluable experience of them.
AUGUSTA, Ga. – In this one-of-a-kind Masters that had no fans and no roars, Dustin Johnson made sure it had no drama. And when he polished off his five-shot victory Sunday with lowest score in tournament history, he had no words.
Like last year, it happened during breakfast at the Masters. Like last year, everyone was talking about Tiger Woods and the 12th hole.
Luton, who played as a freshman at Idaho and finished his college career at Oregon State, completed 26 of 38 passes for 304 yards in the Jaguars' 27-25 loss to the Houston Texans.
AVONDALE, Ariz. – NASCAR’s most popular driver is now a Cup champion, too.
ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. – Josh Allen regained his early-season groove, throwing three touchdown passes and scoring one rushing, and the Buffalo Bills beat the Seattle Seahawks 44-34 on Sunday.
Denny Hamlin is 0-for-3 in championship chances, his shot at an elusive first NASCAR crown ending just short each time.
Sports has every reason to be proud.
Sue Bird says she was one of many women intimidated by the process of freezing their eggs, nearly paralyzed by the stigma so long associated with the decision
Bubba Wallace has been named the Comcast Community Champion of the Year
Weatherman and morning TV co-host Al Roker has revealed that he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer and will be undergoing surgery to have his prostate removed
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. – Lackluster for much of the game, Tom Brady did what he does best in the second half Monday night.
On a brisk Colorado night, the burning desire to win was there for both teams.
MARTINSVILLE, Va. – Kevin Harvick was on cruise control all season long, the most dominant driver in NASCAR, coasting into the championship round with a comfortable cushion that left plenty of room for error.
Scramble season is almost over, thankfully. The unusual sports cram of late summer and fall – "Quick, everybody play before the novel coronavirus notices!" – has been, um, something. Yeah, something. Better than nothing, I guess.
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When a lifelong heart condition became worse, Donny Jones, who lives near Seattle, knew by last June that he’d be heading to Spokane.